my life is average

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Dec 17

Today while walking through my high school’s hallway, I passed one of the huge football players listening to his iPod at his locker. The song he was singing? “I’m a Barbie Girl”. I stopped behind him, wanting to know the reason why he was singing this. When he saw me, he screamed “It helps me get pumped for weight lifting!” And ran down the hallway. So that’s why our football team wins all their games. MLIA