January 2012
What is the name of the man with the yellow hat? Is the cat in the hat a pedophile? How come froggy wears clothies but eats flies and doesn’t know how to swim? Why does Pooh wear a shirt but no pants? why the hell would you feed a mouse a cookie instead of decon? Why dont I have someting better to do on a Saturday night than think these random useless thoughts????
" BEING ALONE WITH MYSELF "
Today I woke & remembered I have no one to say “Good morning ” to. So I called my brother (A once a week call) the conversation was as always. Whats going on ? ANS. Nothing. How’s work ? ANS. O.K. How’s my nephews ? ANS. O.K. What are you doing today ? ANS. Nothing. O.K. Talk to you later! ” Wow can’t wait till next week.” SEE...
Today, I was in McDonalds and heard a guy say “I’d like a Big Mac and a large order of edible ketchup shovels.” I will never, ever call them fries again. HLIA.
Today I looked up my birthday (MAY 2ND) on Urban Dictionary, it is a holiday celebrating when Harry Potter defeated he-who-must-not-be-named. Jealous? MLIA
December 2011
Today my boyfriend and I had our first Christmas together, and decided to exchange our gifts. What did he get me, you may ask? A polar bear pillow pet! He’s a keeper! OLAA
Today, I asked my Ipod what song would be played at my funeral. It gave me “Gone So Young.” Thinking this was extremely stupid, I clicked the next song on shuffle and it gave me “Dead and Gone.” then “If I Die Young” Great… Thanks a lot Ipod. MLIA
Today I got told it is impossible to miss a high five if you look at each others elbows. Unfortunately my friend proved this theory wrong… and I have a black eye to prove it. MLIA.
Today, I saw this story: “Today, after weeks of waiting, I decided to re-order my custom-made unicorn Snuggie as it didn’t come in the mail. I then saw my older brother wearing it while on the swing. I’m going to let him keep it. MLIA”. I think i speak for many of us when I ask, where exactly do you order these? MLIA.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a present for my eighteenth birthday. It’s a Comfy Panda Pillow Pet. He’s a keeper. MLIA
Today, actually last night, I put my iPod on my iHome to charge it. I also use my iHome as an alarm clock and so whenever I have my iPod on it, my alarm is a random song from my iPod. Well today, I woke up to a song called “Don’t Wake Me.” Oh, the irony. MLIA.
This Halloween my friend decided to share her bag of candy corn with all of her friends. For two hours we had a candy corn battle to the death using all six floors of our dorm.Before christmas break we plan on having the same fight but with candy canes as guns. I love college. MLIA
Today I read “Today I went to 7/11 and bought a couple of snacks and a Slurpee. My total came out to be $7.11. MLIA.” This happened to me once, and the cashier gave me everything for free. It was awesome. MLIA
Today, I was riding the bus to school. As the bus was pulling into the school, I looked down under my feet and started giggling to myself. I looked over at the person sitting next to me and said, “There’s a monster under my feet.” She looked at me with a very confused look until she finally saw the crushed can of Monster Energy Drink under my feet. I’ve been waiting a while...
This morning we had noodles for breakfast. My mom forgot to give my brother a fork to eat it with, and he was too lazy to get his own. He then proceeded to eat his whole breakfast with his face in the bowl like a dog. I just sat and watched. MLIA
Today while walking through my high school’s hallway, I passed one of the huge football players listening to his iPod at his locker. The song he was singing? “I’m a Barbie Girl”. I stopped behind him, wanting to know the reason why he was singing this. When he saw me, he screamed “It helps me get pumped for weight lifting!” And ran down the hallway. So...
Today, my one year old woke up from her nap crying. I picked her up, grabbed her sippy cup, and ran through the house yelling “FOR NARNIA!!!”, using her sippy cup as my sword. She laughed hysterically, and now she’s running through the house with my broken hairbrush yell0ing incoherently and then laughing. I have the best daughter EVER. OLIA.
Today my 70 year old grandpa beat me in a push up competition. He did 2. -MLIA
So last night my mom and I were discussing Beauty and the Beast. She said the Beast was evil and I was trying to counter her comment. I ended up saying the Beast was like and avocado. Gross and lumpy on the outside, but hold onto it for awhile and it gets all mushy on the inside. I later saw her telling all her friends. She took all the credit. MLIA
Tonight, I found out that Uncle Phil from the Fresh Prince was the voice for Shredder in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, and that Jerry Orbach, that cop from Law & Order, was the voice for Lumiere in Beauty and the Beast, Mind: Blown. MLIA
Today, my mom asked me to figure out her nook because she doesn’t understand the technology. She is an engineer. HLIA
I was in class and I was letting my teacher (Mr.Haywood) watch my history and he said a blonde joke and about 2 minutes later i got the joke and i said i was a true blonde(because i died my hair red and you can’t tell) and he started looking and going through my hair how weird? lol love this class
" BEING ALONE WITH MYSELF "
Today I woke & remembered I have no one to say “Good morning ” to. So I called my brother (A once a week call) the conversation was as always. Whats going on ? ANS. Nothing. How’s work ? ANS. O.K. How’s my nephews ? ANS. O.K. What are you doing today ? ANS. Nothing. O.K. Talk to you later! ” Wow can’t wait till next week.” SEE...
Burnt Chesse It
Today, i went on a youth retriet and we burned a cheese it in the microwave… MLIA
Today my youth group went to visit another church 4 hours away, when we got there they gave us a room that we coud eat in for supper. After we got done eating we were messing around and found this closet that had a hallway in it that led to a back room with a huge McDonalds jungle gym in it. Needless to say we played on it for the rest of the evening. The best part, it was Harry Potter themed....
today,
my friend googled google to get google :D
mlia
Today, in my French class, I looked up. On the ceiling was a 3D paper cat with the caption “Ceiling Cat is watching you.” Whoever did this is going places. MLIA
Today, I read the following on dbpb, and i think it just PROVES what us mliaers already know. ‘Dear Twilight fans,
Let’s do some math! Harry Potter > Voldemort. Voldemort > Cedric Diggory. Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen. Therefore, Harry Potter > Edward Cullen.
Sincerely, suck on that.’
MLIA
Today, out of curiousity, i searched my name on howmanyofme.com. result? there is only one of me in the united states. i’m as rare as a one horned one eyed flying purple people eater. MLIA
Today, an ice-cream truck drove by my house. This is the first time this has happened and is possibly the most exciting day of my life. MLIA
Today I saw a poster for a missing cat named Ninja. My first thought was “If this cat is a ninja, it will not be found.” MLIA
My crush sat behind and to the side of me in history, and all semester ive been hearing scratching noises behind me, but could not turn around. One day after class I grabbed the paper from him to be playful. He blushed really super red and started apologizing. He had been drawing me the whole semester just to get my face right. Today we are getting married
Today in English class, my teacher was explaining how our class will have the chance to dress up as fairytale characters in a few weeks. He told us that if anyone laughs at us, we can avada kedavra them. I’m looking forward to this. MLIA
A couple weeks ago, while sitting in class I realized I had accidentally put my five year old cousin’s coloring/ sticker book into my back pack. I pulled it out in confusion. No sooner than I did, someone noticed. By the end of the day the there were no pages left or stickers. I’m in high school. MLIA
My friend and I share a suite at our university. We were running on no sleep for 30+ hours because of studying for chemistry. To keep awake we began yelling in a British accent “Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts!” and “GRYFFINDOR!!” so loud that our RA knocked on our door and said he was going to call the cops. We opened the door and yelled “DOBBY HAS NO...
November 2011
Today, my younger sister and I were watching iCarly after school. (She’s 15 and I’m 17). A Breaking Dawn Twilight commercial came on the tv when my dad walks in and askes seriously “Are those two gay?”. Bella and Edward were on the screen. I laughed so hard. I love you dad. MLIA.
today in history class, I noticed I was sitting in the sun and my watch was reflecting off it putting a beam of light on the ceiling. I started racing it around the ceiling tiles and making it follow my teacher round the room. I then realized another beam of light had joined mine and was chasing it around the room. when the class was silent, only then did I realize everyone had turned to watch our...
Today, my Grandpa stopped by our house and I had a friend over. He gave my friend a wedgie. MLIA
Today,I was on Mystery Seeker and got the ‘copy and paste this until you have an MLIA worthy story’ mission. Well, I think I got one. “YOUR mission is to have a serious conversation with a total stranger, then randomly scream ‘OH MY GOSH MY WATER JUST BROKE!!!’ even if you’re a guy”. What happened? The stranger ran and got me a bucket. MLIA
Today I read on FML “Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, “Do you believe in unicorns?” I answered, “No.” He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, “BELIEVE!” FML” I think the kid mentioned here is one of us. MLIA (and so is his)
baby cousin
i was at my school the other day to set up for a talent show and my baby cousin Amelia was in the hall and i started doing fake karate and she started doing it too
Today,
Me and my friend Katie stole some badmitten rackets and played ninja with them in gym class for a good hour, after chasing eachother down, pretending they were lifesafers and killing eachother… we became zombies… then flew away on our badmitten rackets wings…OLIA
Today, i thought how do you make mlia your home page… i never found out… mlia
Today I read a story that said “Today I read a post that said. “Today I read a post that said, “The Asians at my school have a group called S.W.A.G. It means Something We Asians Got. I wish I was Asian. MLIA.” I would like to point out the fact that the “A” could also stand for “Americans”.” I would furthermore like to point out that the...
Today I realized what bella is: monotone, no expressions, weak… She’s obviously a zombie. Now it all makes sense. MLIA.
Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dog. She usually waits right in front of the door for me, so today I came in, roaring like a dinosaur and i pulled my pants up really high! My parents also thought it would be a good day for my suprise birthday party. Guess who got a nice suprise when they got home? MLIA.
The other day my friend and I were at which which and decided to pit our names down as Harry Potter characters. I was Lord Voldemort (and I wrote the three unforgivable curses on my sandwich bag) and my friend was Dobby the house elf. When our names were called, the lady at the counter said “you know who” for my friend, she called out: “faithful friend of Harry Potter” I...
Today i didn’t have any homework so i decided to use the free afternoon to watch The Little Mermaid, sing to all the songs, and get strange looks from my roommates. Day well spent. MLIA.
Today, I read the label on my new shirt. It said, “Dry clean only, please do not eat.” I am confused. MLIA.
Today,(actually a month ago) my friend had a fake mustache on the back of her phone , so I gave her a high-five. Then, she gave it to me , because she knows I enjoy mustaches. I ran upstairs and put it on my door , then took a picture and sent it to my friend. We had a one hour conversation about it. She came over the next week or so, just to see my door. She spent the night here, and what did we...
Today while driving I was stopped at a red light. My windows were down, and the car next to me saw this. The guy in the car next to me rolled down his window and offered me a piece of pie. Best piece of cherry pie i’ve ever tasted. MLIA