my life is average

Today I read a story on MLIA about someone standing next to an empty cop car and holding up a hairdyer to see if cars slowed down. I tried this today. After 10 minutes of people slowing down because…

Today, my father finally installed our can crusher that we got in last week. I’ve spent the last 10 minutes drawing faces on cans, crushing them and making screaming effects. I’m 18. MLIA

Today I was alone in an elevator and as I reached my floor I pretended to use my own brute force to make the doors open, complete with hulk sound effects and facials. Much to my embarrassment there…

Today my brother came into my room and threw a rubber ball at me thinking I was asleep, but my eyes were only half closed, so I was able to see the ball and caught it. He freaked out and “woke” me…

Today my keyboarding teacher gave us a stern lecture on making mistakes and typos and how we need to slow down. After school, I went online to check my grades and found out that I have 149% in her…

Today I was talking to my boyfriend on Facebook chat while he was in the computer lab at his school. I was ranting about my day and how I really needed a hug. His response? “I just hugged the…

Today, I came home and found a box on my front steps. Inside was a walkie-talkie and a note that said “Ready for your mission agent 007?”. I responded on the walkie-talkie. It was my boyfriend on the…

Today, my boyfriend started webcam with me. I left my computer for a few minutes and when I came back, him and his room mate were putting on a puppet show for me. I’m certain I’ve chosen the right…

Today, I got my math homework back from my teacher, I realized that I had accidently written my homework on a piece of notebook paper that I had also doodled math sucks, math sucks, math sucks on the…

Today, my friend and I went to see New Moon, but dressed as wizards. We told the cashier we were from the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. They let us in for free….