What is the name of the man with the yellow hat? Is the cat in the hat a pedophile? How come froggy wears clothies but eats flies and doesn’t know how to swim? Why does Pooh wear a shirt but no pants? why the hell would you feed a mouse a cookie instead of decon? Why dont I have someting better to do on a Saturday night than think these random useless thoughts????
Today I woke & remembered I have no one to say “Good morning ” to. So I called my brother (A once a week call) the conversation was as always. Whats going on ? ANS. Nothing. How’s work ? ANS. O.K. How’s my nephews ? ANS. O.K. What are you doing today ? ANS. Nothing. O.K. Talk to you later! ” Wow can’t wait till next week.” SEE YA!! J.W. MLIA
Today, I was in McDonalds and heard a guy say “I’d like a Big Mac and a large order of edible ketchup shovels.” I will never, ever call them fries again. HLIA.
Today I looked up my birthday (MAY 2ND) on Urban Dictionary, it is a holiday celebrating when Harry Potter defeated he-who-must-not-be-named. Jealous? MLIA
Today my boyfriend and I had our first Christmas together, and decided to exchange our gifts. What did he get me, you may ask? A polar bear pillow pet! He’s a keeper! OLAA
Today, I asked my Ipod what song would be played at my funeral. It gave me “Gone So Young.” Thinking this was extremely stupid, I clicked the next song on shuffle and it gave me “Dead and Gone.” then “If I Die Young” Great… Thanks a lot Ipod. MLIA
Today I got told it is impossible to miss a high five if you look at each others elbows. Unfortunately my friend proved this theory wrong… and I have a black eye to prove it. MLIA.
Today, I saw this story: “Today, after weeks of waiting, I decided to re-order my custom-made unicorn Snuggie as it didn’t come in the mail. I then saw my older brother wearing it while on the swing. I’m going to let him keep it. MLIA”. I think i speak for many of us when I ask, where exactly do you order these? MLIA.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a present for my eighteenth birthday. It’s a Comfy Panda Pillow Pet. He’s a keeper. MLIA
Today, actually last night, I put my iPod on my iHome to charge it. I also use my iHome as an alarm clock and so whenever I have my iPod on it, my alarm is a random song from my iPod. Well today, I woke up to a song called “Don’t Wake Me.” Oh, the irony. MLIA.
