my life is average

this girl

Today, I found out this girl doesn’t like me. I think I’ve fallen in love with her. I can’t stop thinking about her. MLIA.

Today I was on the bus, going home, and these annoying 16 year old @$$-holes were annoying the whole bus over the intercom thingy. They’d been at this for weeks. So I snapped hit the rearless leader with my book. They got quiet and when to the back of the bus. I felt satisfied. But my friend was like “Do you think you hurt him?” I stopped to think about that then smiled.

“Nah, just a soft cover pokemon book. Could have been worse! Last week I was reading the last harry potter, which is a hard cover.” There was a moment of silence while my friend looked me over then said, “Nerd” MLIA

future doctors of america

Today after my exam I intended to go grocery shopping at Trader Joe’s, but when I got there the parking lot was full so I turned around and went home to nap. MLIA.

What is the name of the man with the yellow hat? Is the cat in the hat a pedophile? How come froggy wears clothies but eats flies and doesn’t know how to swim? Why does Pooh wear a shirt but no pants? why the hell would you feed a mouse a cookie instead of decon? Why dont I have someting better to do on a Saturday night than think these random useless thoughts????

” BEING ALONE WITH MYSELF “

Today I woke & remembered I have no one to say “Good morning ” to. So I called my brother (A once a week call) the conversation was as always. Whats going on ? ANS. Nothing. How’s work ? ANS. O.K. How’s my nephews ? ANS. O.K. What are you doing today ? ANS. Nothing. O.K. Talk to you later! ” Wow can’t wait till next week.”    SEE YA!! J.W.  MLIA

Today, I was in McDonalds and heard a guy say “I’d like a Big Mac and a large order of edible ketchup shovels.” I will never, ever call them fries again. HLIA.

Today I looked up my birthday (MAY 2ND) on Urban Dictionary, it is a holiday celebrating when Harry Potter defeated he-who-must-not-be-named. Jealous? MLIA

Today my boyfriend and I had our first Christmas together, and decided to exchange our gifts. What did he get me, you may ask? A polar bear pillow pet! He’s a keeper! OLAA

Today, I asked my Ipod what song would be played at my funeral. It gave me “Gone So Young.” Thinking this was extremely stupid, I clicked the next song on shuffle and it gave me “Dead and Gone.” then “If I Die Young” Great… Thanks a lot Ipod. MLIA

Today I got told it is impossible to miss a high five if you look at each others elbows. Unfortunately my friend proved this theory wrong… and I have a black eye to prove it. MLIA.